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Terms and Conditions

XLFucker.com (the Service) is owned and operated by OLB Media LLC. These Terms and Conditions constitute a legally binding Agreement (the Agreement) between XLFucker.com and anyone who wishes to become a Subscriber to the Service (the Subscriber). By accessing the Service, you are indicating your acknowledgment and acceptance of these Terms and Conditions.

This Agreement, and any dispute or claim (including non-contractual disputes or claims) arising out of or in connection with it or its subject matter or formation, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the United States of America. Each Party irrevocably agrees that the courts of the United States of America shall have exclusive jurisdiction to settle any dispute or claim (including non-contractual disputes or claims) arising out of or in connection with this Agreement or its subject matter or formation.

Subscribers agree:
1. To be bound by each and all provisions in this Agreement; that this Agreement may be modified or amended XLFucker.com at any time in its sole discretion. Your use of the Service after such changes are implemented constitute your acceptance of the changes.

2. That they are over the age of 18 (21 in some jurisdictions). Subscribers hereby swear under oath, warrant and represent that they are over the age of 18 (or 21 where required) and have the legal capacity to enter into this agreement. XLFucker.com makes no representation that content published in this site is within the laws of a Subscriber’s jurisdiction and the Subscriber is solely responsible for knowledge of laws concerning content standards for purposes of obscenity laws. Subscribers hereby acknowledge that materials presented from the Service are sexually explicit and include visual, audio and textual depictions of homosexual situations, and that you are familiar with such materials and will not be offended by them. Subscribers further agree that they will NEVER share these materials with a minor or in ANY WAY make these materials available to a minor.

3. That you may only use the Service for purposes expressly permitted by the Service and you may not use the Service for any other purpose, including any commercial purpose, without XLFucker.com's express prior written consent. That all materials contained in the Service are proprietary and constitute valuable intellectual property. As such, Subscribers may only access, view, download, receive and otherwise use the materials available in the Service only as authorized by XLFucker.com. The Subscriber agrees that at no time will he/she access, view, download, receive or otherwise use, or cause or enable others to access, view, download, receive or otherwise use materials, directly or indirectly in places which XLFucker.com has not authorize such access, viewing, downloading, receipt or other use. The Subscriber hereby acknowledges and agrees that no materials from any parts of the Service are authorized, and no materials are intended, by XLFucker.com to be accessed, viewed, downloaded or used by, or transmitted, broadcast or otherwise disseminated to any person or entity located in any and all areas prohibited by law. The Subscriber agrees that any and all unauthorized access, viewing, downloading, receipt, duplication or other use of materials from the Service, in which he/she is directly or indirectly involved, including, but not limited to accessing, viewing, downloading, receiving or other use of materials in PROHIBITED AREAS in any manner shall constitute intentional infringement(s) of the Service and potentially other’s intellectual property rights and other rights in such materials and shall further constitute a violation of XLFucker.com's trademark and other rights, including, but not limited to, rights of privacy. Subscriber further agrees that he/she shall not remove or alter, or cause to be removed or altered, any copyright, trademark, trade name, service mark or any other proprietary notice or legend appearing on any of the material. Neither title nor intellectual property rights are transferred to you by access to the Service.

4. To be personally liable and fully indemnify XLFucker.com for any and all damages directly, indirectly and/or consequently resulting from my attempted or actual unauthorized downloading or other duplication of materials from the Service alone, or with or under the authority of, any other person(s), including, without limitation, any governmental agency(ies), wherein such damages include, without limitation, all direct and consequential damages directly or indirectly resulting from unauthorized downloading of materials from the Service including, but not limited to, damages resulting from loss of revenue, loss of property, fines, attorney’s fees and costs, including, without limitation, damages resulting from prosecution and/or governmentally imposed seizure(s), forfeiture(s), and/or injunction(s).

5. To be charged a subscription fee for the Service as specified in the sign-up page for the Service and to pay his/her subscription fee by credit card or another approved payment mechanism for the ongoing duration of the Service.

6. To immediately inform XLFucker.com of any changes of the Subscribers credit card account including: Credit Card loss or theft, unauthorized use of the card or breach of card security mechanisms that may result in unauthorized use of the card to access the Service. The Subscriber will remain liable to XLFucker.com unauthorized use of the Service unless XLFucker.com has been informed in writing of the credit card misuse.

7. Subscription to the Service will automatically renew for the original term upon expiration of the term unless the subscription has been canceled by completing the necessary online process found at SegPay or Vendo prior to expiration. (This Service is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Cancellation numbers are issued at the time of the cancellation transaction).
REFUNDS

8. Membership fees are non-refundable once the Login details have been used. No refund or partial refunds will be issued for any unused Memberships. If the User is unable to access the members area due to technical problems not related to www.XLFucker.com, the Membership fee shall not be refunded. In the event a refund is issued, ALL refunds will be made by the Corporation who will credit the Approved Facility used to make the original purchase. NO refunds will be made by cash or paper check. ALL refunds will be issued within ten (10) days of communication between the User and the Corporation's Customer Service
For all billing inquiries you may also visit SegPay or Vendo.

9. Subscribers are totally responsible for the provision of their own computer equipment and communications connectivity for purposes of access to the Service.

10. XLFucker.com will provide the Subscriber with an unique ID and password which is proprietary, confidential and remains the property of XLFucker.com. It is non-transferable and must not be provided to any other person. Disclosure of Passwords to any other person constitutes a breach of this agreement and a violation of law. Each User Name may only be accessed from 2 different computers within a 24 hour period.

11. To be personally liable and indemnify XLFucker.com and any of its affiliate companies, members, subsidiaries, licensees, service providers, content providers, employees, agents, officers, officials and/or directors for any form of damages resulting from use or inability to use the Service, any offensive, illegal, destructive or defamatory conduct of any user, any failure of performance, error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to, alteration of, or use of records, whether for breach of contract, tortuous behavior, negligence, or under any other cause or action for any and all resulting loss, damages, judgments, awards, costs, expenses and attorney’s fees. In no event shall XLFucker.com be liable for any amount greater than the amount of membership fee paid by or on behalf of the Subscriber to XLFucker.com for the preceding month.

12. XLFUCKER.COM MAKES NO WARRANTIES OR REPRESENTATIONS AS TO THE INFORMATION, SERVICES OR PRODUCTS PROVIDED THROUGH OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SERVICE. SUBSCRIBER’S USE OF THE SERVICE IS AT HIS/HER OWN RISK. XLFUCKER.COM, NOR ANY PARTY INVOLVED IN CREATING, PRODUCING, OR DELIVERING THE SERVICE OR CONTENT, IS LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, INDIRECT, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES ARISING FROM YOUR ACCESS TO, USE OF, OR INTERPRETATION OF, THE SERVICE OR PRODUCTS OR SERVICES OR INFORMATION PROVIDED BY OR THROUGH THE SERVICE. WITHOUT LIMITING THE FOREGOING, XLFUCKER.COM MAKES NO WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE, OR NON- RESULTS OF THE USE OF THE CONTENT IN TERMS OF THEIR CORRECTNESS, ACCURACY, TIMELINESS, RELIABILITY OR OTHERWISE.

13. The Service is for non-commercial, private use only. Any other use is prohibited. The Service shall not be used in any manner for any commercial use whatsoever at any time for any reason.

14. To indemnify and hold harmless XLFucker.com officers, directors, managers, members, agents and employees from any claims, losses, liabilities or expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of Subscriber’s breach of any term, condition or promise contained herein.

15. Subject to the terms and conditions set forth herein, XLFucker.com hereby grants the Subscriber a limited, non-exclusive and non-transferable license to use graphic files, audio files, video files, text, hyperlinks, interlinks, search engines, and other software associated with authorized Subscriber use of the Service which XLFucker.com provides (“Materials”) during the period in which you are a current Subscriber in good standing. Subscribers may use the Materials only in accordance with the terms and conditions of your membership, only on one computer at a time and, if downloadable copies of the Materials are made available within the Service, only a single copy of such Materials for personal use and enjoyment. Subscribers may not remove any proprietary notices from Materials at any time. Subscribers may make no use of Materials not expressly authorized herein or by prior express written authorization from XLFucker.com. Prohibited uses, include, without limitation: (1) permitting other individuals to directly or indirectly use the Materials; (2) modifying, translating, reverse engineering, decompiling, disassembling the Materials (except to the extent applicable laws specifically prohibit such restriction); (3) making copies or creating derivative works based on the Materials except as provided herein; (4) renting, leasing, or transferring any rights in the Materials; (5) removing any proprietary notices or labels on the Materials; and (6) making any other use of the Materials. This license does not grant the Subscriber any rights to any software enhancements or updates of any kind.

16. You agree that Materials and all other Services provided to you by XLFucker.com are provided on an “AS IS” basis, without warranties of any kind, including without limitation the warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. The entire risk as to the quality and performance of the Materials and all Services provided by Company is borne by the Subscriber. Should the Materials or any other Service provided by XLFucker.com prove defective and/or cause any damage to the Subscribers computer or inconvenience to you, you, and not XLFucker.com, assume the entire cost and all damages which may result from any and all such defects. This disclaimer of warranty constitutes an essential part of the Agreement. Under no circumstances and under no cause of action or legal theory, shall XLFucker.com, its suppliers, licensees, resellers, affiliates or other Subscribers, or their suppliers, licensees, resellers or Subscribers be liable to the Subscriber or any other person for any indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages of any character including, without limitation, damages for loss goodwill, work stoppage, computer failure or malfunction, or any and all other commercial damages resulting from any use of Materials or other use of XLFucker.com.

17. XLFucker.com does not screen or endorse advertisements or communications submitted to the Service by third-party licensees, advertisers, or Subscribers for electronic dissemination through the Service. Subscribers are therefore advised to use their own judgment to evaluate all advertisements and other communications available at or through the use of the Service prior to purchasing goods and/or Services described at the Service or otherwise responding to any communication in the Service.

18. XLFucker.com is a trademark of OLB Media LLC. All rights are reserved.

19. Notices from XLFucker.com to Subscribers may be given by means of e-mail, by general posting on the Service, or by conventional mail or telephone. Communications from you to XLFucker.com may be made by e-mail. All questions, complaints, or notices to XLFucker.com may be sent to: help@XLFucker.com

20. XLFucker.com may alter, change, suspend or discontinue any aspect of the Service at any time, including the availability of any Service feature, database or content. XLFucker.com may also impose limits on certain features and services or restrict your access to parts or the entire Service without notice or liability at any time in XLFucker.com exclusive discretion, without prejudice to any legal or equitable remedies available to XLFucker.com, for any reason or purpose including, but not limited to, conduct that XLFucker.com believes violates these Terms and Conditions or other policies or guidelines posted on the Service or conduct which XLFucker.com believes is harmful to other subscribers, to XLFucker.com business or to other information providers. Upon termination of this agreement, you will immediately discontinue your use and access of the Service and destroy all materials obtained from it.

21. You may not post, send, submit, publish or transmit in connection with the Service any material that:
Does not pertain directly to the service or threatens or abuses others, libels, defames, invades privacy or stalks others, or is obscene, racist, abusive, harassing, threatening or offensive; Seeks to exploit or harm children by exposing them to inappropriate content or otherwise; Infringes any intellectual property or other right of any entity or person, including violating anyone’s copyrights or trademarks or their rights of publicity; Violates any law or may be considered to violate any law; Impersonates or misrepresents your connection to any other entity or person or otherwise manipulates headers or identifiers to disguise the origin of the content; Advertises any commercial endeavor or otherwise engages in any commercial activity except as may be specifically authorized on the Service; Solicits funds, advertisers or sponsors; Includes programs which contain viruses, worms and/or Trojan horses or any other computer code, files or programs designed to interrupt, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware or telecommunications; Disrupts the normal flow of dialogue, causes a screen to scroll faster than other users are able to type or otherwise act in a way which affects the ability of other people to engage in real time activities via the Service; Amounts to a "pyramid" or other scheme; and/or, Disobeys any policy or regulation established from time to time regarding use of the Service or any networks connected to the Service.
YOU HEREBY AFFIRM THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS ENTIRE AGREEMENT AND AGREE TO ALL ITS TERMS AND CONDITIONS AND AUTHORIZE THE USE OF YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR PAYMENT OF CHARGES AND FEES FOR YOUR OBTAINING A SUBSCRIPTION TO XLFUCKER.COM.
BY PURCHASING A SUBSCRIPTION TO XLFUCKER.COM YOU INDICATE THAT YOU HAVE READ THE MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT IN ITS ENTIRETY, UNDERSTAND ITS TERMS, CONSENT TO ALL THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET FORTH IN THE MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT, REPRESENT AND WARRANT THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY OVER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS (OR 21 YEARS WHERE APPLICABLE) AND UNDERSTAND THAT MATERIALS PRESENTED AT XLFUCKER.COM INCLUDE NUDITY, VISUAL AND AUDIO PRESENTATIONS OF SEXUAL SITUATIONS AND ADULT LANGUAGE.

Cookie Policy for XLFucker

This is the Cookie Policy for XLFucker, accessible from www.xlfucker.com

What Are Cookies

As is common practice with almost all professional websites this site uses cookies, which are tiny files that are downloaded to your computer, to improve your experience. This page describes what information they gather, how we use it and why we sometimes need to store these cookies. We will also share how you can prevent these cookies from being stored however this may downgrade or 'break' certain elements of the sites functionality.

How We Use Cookies

We use cookies for a variety of reasons detailed below. Unfortunately in most cases there are no industry standard options for disabling cookies without completely disabling the functionality and features they add to this site. It is recommended that you leave on all cookies if you are not sure whether you need them or not in case they are used to provide a service that you use.

Disabling Cookies

You can prevent the setting of cookies by adjusting the settings on your browser (see your browser Help for how to do this). Be aware that disabling cookies will affect the functionality of this and many other websites that you visit. Disabling cookies will usually result in also disabling certain functionality and features of the this site. Therefore it is recommended that you do not disable cookies. This Cookies Policy was created with the help of the Cookies Policy Generator.

The Cookies We Set

• Account related cookies

If you create an account with us then we will use cookies for the management of the signup process and general
administration. These cookies will usually be deleted when you log out however in some cases they may remain
afterwards to remember your site preferences when logged out.

• Forms related cookies

When you submit data to through a form such as those found on contact pages or comment forms cookies may be
set to remember your user details for future correspondence.

Third Party Cookies

In some special cases we also use cookies provided by trusted third parties. The following section details which third party cookies you might encounter through this site.

Several partners advertise on our behalf and affiliate tracking cookies simply allow us to see if our customers have
come to the site through one of our partner sites so that we can credit them appropriately and where applicable
allow our affiliate partners to provide any bonus that they may provide you for making a purchase.

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COMPLAINTS POLICY

• Introduction: This document set out our complaints policy. If you are a User of XLFucker.com, this Complaints Policy forms part of your agreement with us
• Who we are and how to contact us: XLFucker is operated by OLB Media LLC
• Interpretation: In this Complaints Policy, defined terms have the same meanings given to them in the Terms of Service. In addition, the term "business days" means any day which is not a Saturday, Sunday or public holiday in USA.
• Who can use this Complaints Policy? Whether or not you are a User of XLFucker, you can use this Complaints Policy to alert us to any complaint which you have relating to XLFucker.
• How to make a complaint: If you have a complaint about XLFucker (including any complaint about Content appearing on XLFucker or the conduct of a User),
please send your complaint to support@olbmedia.com including your name, address, contact details, a description of your complaint and, if your complaint relates to Content, the URL for the Content to which your complaint relates.
• How we will deal with complaints of illegal or non-consensual Content: Following receipt of your complaint of illegal or non-consensual Content under section 5 above:
• we will take such steps as we consider to be appropriate to investigate your complaint within a timescale which is appropriate to the nature of your complaint;
• if we require further information or documents from you, we will contact you to let you know;
• we will in good faith investigate your complaint within seven (7) business days;
• if we are satisfied that the Content is unlawful or non-consensual, we will immediately remove such Content, and we will notify you of our decision by email or other electronic message;
• if we are satisfied that the Content is not unlawful or non-consensual, we will notify you of our decision by email or other electronic message.
• Any dispute regarding our determination that Content is non-consensual will be submitted by us to a neutral arbitration association at our expense.
• How we will deal with complaints related to copyright infringement: Complaints related to copyright infringement must be submitted in accordance with our Terms of Service, and we will respond to copyright infringement complaints as set out in such policy.
• How we will deal with other complaints: Following receipt of other complaints (including complaints related to other breaches of our Acceptable Use Policy) under section 5 above:

• we will take such steps as we consider to be appropriate to investigate your complaint within a timescale which is appropriate to the nature of your complaint;
• if we require further information or documents from you, we will contact you to let you know;
• we will in good faith take such actions as we consider appropriate to deal with the issue which your complaint has raised. If you have complained about Content which appears on XLFucker and we are satisfied that the
Content otherwise breaches our Terms of Service, we will act quickly to remove such Content;
• we are not obligated to inform you of the outcome of your complaint.
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• Unjustified or abusive complaints: If you are a User of XLFucker, you warrant (which means you make a legally enforceable promise) that you will not make any complaint under this Complaints Policy which is wholly unjustified, abusive, or made in bad faith. If we determine that you have breached this warranty, we may suspend or terminate your User account.


Hopefully that has clarified things for you and as was previously mentioned if there is something that you aren't sure whether you need or not it's usually safer to leave cookies enabled in case it does interact with one of the features you use on our site.

For more general information on cookies, please read the Cookies Policy article.

However if you are still looking for more information then you can contact us through one of our preferred contact methods:
• Email: help@xlfucker.com

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